Captain Fuckin’ Magic.

what the FUCK is the internet?

Where To Begin……

1. I’m in the Navy, working for theman America.com
2. I’m still terrible at computers
3. Keep in touch?
4. Moved to the East Coast.  How do I make the puking face symbol?
5. Tattoos
6. Doing NOTHING but school work…

Military is exactly what I expected it to be. I look forward to what may be to come but I’ve reached the seven month mark and this current situation is getting a little stale. Especially being on a base drowning in dude & douche. But thank the christ! i’ve made some solid friends. In fact, they are basically the east coast doppelgangers for west coast clowns. And it’s really refreshing. Maybe I can get the two coasts together and they can fight to the death…for my amusement.

So I’ve shaken things up…bully for me. Of course, I miss the old, I crave the new. What’s next? Overseas invasion.

Hide it all away…For AMERICA.

-Chase